Turning 50

[bruceb58]

A man decided to return the favor by giving his wife a surprise 50 year old birthday party becuase of what she had done for his 50th birthday a few years earlier.

During his toast to his wife he proclaimed "not sure what its going to like to make love to a 50 year old"...his wife replied immediately "trust me, its not that great".

 

[mphy98]

Re: Turning 50

OUCH the truth hurts!

 

[kenmyfam]

Re: Turning 50

OOOOH

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: Turning 50

I'm 60 and my wife is 3 years younger than I. I won't tell you her age but maybe you can do the math.

Each year soon after her birthday I'll say "I've never made made love to a 57 year old woman. She replies, "Keep that attitude up and you never will!!"

 

[j_martin]

Re: Turning 50

When my wife turned forty, I told her I was going to trade her in for two twenties.

She said, trust me, you ain't wired for 220.

 

[HopeSheFloats]

Re: Turning 50

Hee Hee Hee, to all of the above...my wife is 4 yrs older than me. I asked her once ..why if you can have a younger lover, can't I?....only took a month for the swelling to go down

 

[Mikesan]

Re: Turning 50

I kinda like the fact that my wife is 6 months older. I get to call her "old girl" with affection and she doesn't mind.