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A brunette, redhead and a blonde were at a special magic Amusement Park.
One of the rides was a long slide at the end of which was a magic pool. On the way down the slide, all the rider had to do was shout out his or her favourite drink, and hey-presto they would land in a pool full of this drink. So off they went.
The brunette went first. On her way down she shouted out "Vodka" at the top of her voice, and sure enough she landed in a pool of the finest vodka. After filling several bottles and glasses she went home, happy but a little un-steady.
Next the redhead - who loved a 10 year old malt, went flying down shouting "Whisky", and of course into a pool of whisky she fell. She had to be dragged away practically unconscious.
Now it was the blondes turn. She was very excited, and on her way down she was enjoying the ride so much she shouted - "Wee,ee,ee,ee"......
One of the rides was a long slide at the end of which was a magic pool. On the way down the slide, all the rider had to do was shout out his or her favourite drink, and hey-presto they would land in a pool full of this drink. So off they went.
The brunette went first. On her way down she shouted out "Vodka" at the top of her voice, and sure enough she landed in a pool of the finest vodka. After filling several bottles and glasses she went home, happy but a little un-steady.
Next the redhead - who loved a 10 year old malt, went flying down shouting "Whisky", and of course into a pool of whisky she fell. She had to be dragged away practically unconscious.
Now it was the blondes turn. She was very excited, and on her way down she was enjoying the ride so much she shouted - "Wee,ee,ee,ee"......
