Re: FUNNY Boating Stories (not really stupid, just funny) Let's hear yours!
Me and 2 friends were out skiing on Lake Texoma one day back when we were still teenagers. My buddy thought he was Mr. Hotshot on the slalom cutting back and forth real hard, jumping the wake, and basically showing off. I tried cracking the whip with him and all sorts of other boat manuevers to get him to fall, but to his credit he stayed up. He finally let go and coasted down near the mouth of a fishy looking cove. I slowed and made the U turn to retrieve him. As I cut the motor and drifted next to him, the other guy in the boat suddenly exclaims, "holy crap, look at the size of that snake!"
There not 5 ft away from him was indeed a very big water moccasin and it was headed directly towards the boat with my friend caught between. His cocky attitude instantly melted into the most hilarious display of shrieking, panicking squeals of terror and convulsive thrashing. The snake disappeared which horrified him even more as he just knew it dove under and was planning to bite his legs or something. He chucked the ski into the boat and violently hauled himself out of the water while me and the other guy were immobilized with laughter.
I honestly cannot remember ever seeing him ski again. I think it scarred him for life. Plus he earned the nickname "Flanders" for his high-pitched squealing, a nickname that to this day he does not find amusing.
Me and 2 friends were out skiing on Lake Texoma one day back when we were still teenagers. My buddy thought he was Mr. Hotshot on the slalom cutting back and forth real hard, jumping the wake, and basically showing off. I tried cracking the whip with him and all sorts of other boat manuevers to get him to fall, but to his credit he stayed up. He finally let go and coasted down near the mouth of a fishy looking cove. I slowed and made the U turn to retrieve him. As I cut the motor and drifted next to him, the other guy in the boat suddenly exclaims, "holy crap, look at the size of that snake!"
There not 5 ft away from him was indeed a very big water moccasin and it was headed directly towards the boat with my friend caught between. His cocky attitude instantly melted into the most hilarious display of shrieking, panicking squeals of terror and convulsive thrashing. The snake disappeared which horrified him even more as he just knew it dove under and was planning to bite his legs or something. He chucked the ski into the boat and violently hauled himself out of the water while me and the other guy were immobilized with laughter.
I honestly cannot remember ever seeing him ski again. I think it scarred him for life. Plus he earned the nickname "Flanders" for his high-pitched squealing, a nickname that to this day he does not find amusing.