dont say this to the wife!!

[nwcove]

well....the wife just took a part time job at the local grocery store, she called me on her break, just to say hi, then she says " oh....do you remember the girl i work with sometimes....the 20 year old?.....well im bringing her home tonight." ( she meant she was driving her to her house)
me, being the smartass i am replied " yer bringing her home tonight?.....i was gunna watch the qmjhl playoff game....but i can definitely change my plans!!!!".
dont say anything remotely similiar to your wife.....it didnt go over very well!

 

[woosterken]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

WHOA!! so how long do you figure you will be in the garage??

woosterken

 

[nwcove]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

WHOA!! so how long do you figure you will be in the garage??

woosterken

dunno....it could be awhile!!! :facepalm:

 

[LippCJ7]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

I just got tired of saying dumb things, so I bought another house, BEST MARRIAGE EVVAAAAHHHHHHH!!!










Not really but that's the story we tell, in actuality we bought a fixer upper and then the market tanked and we are hanging onto the other place in the hopes of not loosing our shorts

 

[fat fanny]

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Yea that definately a good one but I think mine ranks right up there once she was complaining about something (I don't remember) about how I don't listen to her and my reply was "when my next wifes born she will not be nagging me all the time" Boy that didn't go over well at all.

 

[nwcove]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

yep....as i sit here in the cold garage, kinda wish i could do a "rewind"! lol

 

[rickryder]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

Don't you sometimes wish "do overs" were possible?

They are....it's called divorce.....but then you have to train one all over again

 

[fat fanny]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

I will never go through that again ( train another one or be trained by another one) you would think after 30 plus yrs she'd learn to take a joke! Another thing I have learned to do is bite my tongue and it's almost gone!

 

[Philip_G]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

They are....it's called divorce.....but then you have to train one all over again

marriage is like any other contract. just like a car lease if you pay enough money you can get out of it.

 

[LippCJ7]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

marriage is like any other contract. just like a car lease if you pay enough money you can get out of it.

:facepalm:

 

[oops!]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

watching the playoffs of the QMJHL.....and change plans.....BAAAA HAAA HAAAA.

sometimes the mouth opens faster then the mind can control it........

but seriously,,,,,,what did she expect after that statement? after all, you are a male !

 

[bassman284]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

They are....it's called divorce.....but then you have to train one all over again

Or be trained.

 

[ziggy]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

good luck getting out...
beware of the doghouse

for saying something like that. you'll be there for a while i'll bet..

 

[CoffeeHound]

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Dang ,, at least you knew what you said or did !!
Seems i ended up in Doghouse and been there for over a month now.

Problem being : I have NO IDEA what I said or did to cause it !!

 

[halfmoa]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

Or be trained.

There ya go...

 

[tswiczko]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

What?? Wait a minute, you found a way to spend unlimited time in the garage, you won't have to have the "How was your day?" discussion, No dishes to wash.

And you're complaining...

There is something amiss in this post

But best of luck to you

 

[coastalrichard]

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Amen...what a gift-horse! The only problem I see here is that your garage is in Nova Scotia

 

[FlaCowboy]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

...the 20 year old?.....well im bringing her home tonight."

My Friend....you got set up....

My wife once said she was cutting me off...I said...you don`t know where I am getting it from so how can you cut me off...

 

[Fishing Dude too]

Re: dont say this to the wife!!

Just never answer the store clerk when they ask you "Do you want a bag" No she is standing here. That is 2 months in the dog house.

 

[idonthaveaname]

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I learned...a long time ago...to keep my mouth shut...all the time. Yup is my favorite word.