Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[dlngr]

I'm heading to Nashville!

 

[gm280]

I'm heading to Nashville!

Better take your SCUBA gear with you.

 

[David Young]

The bolt of lightning must have blown a hole in the hull

 

[lckstckn2smknbrls]

Salvage it fix it have and fun.
What are the odds it ever gets hit by lightning again?

 

[rlb81]

http://cnj.craigslist.org/boa/5681852492.html

 

[Bayou Dave]

Maybe he meant $23.00 firm? Even at $23.00 he would be overpricing it by a grand!

 

[spoilsofwar]

Maybe he meant $23.00 firm? Even at $23.00 he would be overpricing it by a grand!

Owner clearly thinks the Cobalt name still holds value, even though the boat is thrashed.

 

[gm280]

Amazing to see what some folks think is still worth the money. So many things are posted on such sites and the owners have such a high opinion of it in its hay day that they think others view it in that same light. He will be holding on to this for a longer time.

 

[DeepCMark58A]

I chuckle when somebody in a boat listing says in good shape, floors are solid etc, then the picture of the inside shows a seedling tree growing in the floor.

 

[bassman284]

It was 1800, till it sank, now its 500, you go fishin" for it.

Sunk by lightening. That's definitely new.

 

[roffey]

if a boat got hit by lightning and sunk one would assume the lightning strike blew a huge hole below the water line. The electronics that did not get toasted by the lightning would be gone from water damage. If he sells the boat for one dollar he is way ahead of the game, it going to cost thousands to recover it. Environmental damage alone will make any buyer run in the other direction...

 

[mr300z87]

Been seeing that Cobalt for sale for 2 years. The Bravo 1 drive might be worth something then trash the rest.

 

[Bayou Dave]

$12,500?? Seriously?
http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/boa/5686063375.html

 

[Watermann]

$12,500?? Seriously?
http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/boa/5686063375.html

At least one too many zeros...

 

[spoilsofwar]

Love the description on this one; "condition (seems to be good)"

Http://columbia.craigslist.org/boa/5678592106.html

 

[spoilsofwar]

Here's another local winner...

http://columbia.craigslist.org/boa/5687180176.html

$1000 to please haul away my junk...

 

[82rude]

Local listing has a 6hp envied outboard for sale.Why is it envied?Does it get to sleep in the house at night?

 

[eavega]

This guy wandered into Home Depot, and looked for the "Deck" section when he needed to replace his deck...

 

[dwco5051]

$12,500?? Seriously?
http://batonrouge.craigslist.org/boa/5686063375.html

Not really. I saw one of these for sale a few months ago and thought it was crazy until I searched the net and saw what Brother Breaux built boats were going for.

 

[redneck joe]

This guy wandered into Home Depot, and looked for the "Deck" section when he needed to replace his deck...

i'd hate to meet his professional