Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[tomhath]

http://hartford.craigslist.org/boa/5658463562.html This guy is willing to LOSE money......just to sell his boat

Motor "won't turn over", maybe because it's seized? How in the heck would he know it just needs a carb gasket if he can't even get it to turn over? At least he didn't sink a lot of money into the upholstery or floor.

 

[slag]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/boa/5654537972.html

I just can't see it for $700.00

Lexington 14' boat with trailer
80 hp mercury engine hasn't ran for a while. Trailer has one tire off rim would need the other flat

 

[slag]

Motor "won't turn over", maybe because it's seized? How in the heck would he know it just needs a carb gasket if he can't even get it to turn over? At least he didn't sink a lot of money into the upholstery or floor.

Yeah, that upholstery job is horrible.

 

[milehighjc]

Guess I am just wired differently. I dont understand how people let potentially valuable possessions just rot in the yard. If you are not going to use it, sell it. Seems after a year or two it would be obvious. At least cover the boat so it doesn't become a planter. Oh well, that is why Ill be polishing mine up for the holiday weekend... and enjoying a chuckle about people wanting $$ to haul away their junk.

 

[Captain Ollie West]

All this could be yours for 1500 bucks!

http://victoria.craigslist.ca/boa/5636695062.html

 

[gddavid]

All this could be yours for 1500 bucks!

http://victoria.craigslist.ca/boa/5636695062.html

Those things have a small cult following. Not sure about the price for the condition but I'm sure someone would like to have it.

 

[spoilsofwar]

Sure is an "interesting" look. Asking price up or down, it would still just be a tiny drop in the bucket of what it would cost to make that wreck seaworthy again.

 

[998cc]

All this could be yours for 1500 bucks!

http://victoria.craigslist.ca/boa/5636695062.html

It was a great boat until Gilligan and Skipper took it out for that three-hour tour.

 

[gm280]

It was a great boat until Gilligan and Skipper took it out for that three-hour tour.

That's exactly what I was thinking as well. Sure looks like Gilligan's Island's boat... :noidea:

 

[spoilsofwar]

The S.S. Minnow was a beauty compared to that thing!

 

[sphelps]

Yeah I know ... It made me laugh so I had to post . :lol:
https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/boa/5673470256.html
If ya have to take it down I understand . :facepalm:

 

[Captain Ollie West]

Using puppies in advertising ...

https://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/boa/5678560879.html

 

[gm280]

Using puppies in advertising ...

https://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/boa/5678560879.html

Well the puppy is nice, but not so much with the boat.

 

[Watermann]

Well the puppy is nice, but not so much with the boat.

Yeah I'm thinking they both would take a lot of work so as to not be taking a dump when they feel like it. :lol:

 

[southkogs]

Anyone lookin' for a cheap sailboat? https://nashville.craigslist.org/boa/5638399394.html

 

[tomhath]

Anyone lookin' for a cheap sailboat? https://nashville.craigslist.org/boa/5638399394.html

Karma is "MeBitchesRevenge"

 

[Newbie@boats]

Anyone lookin' for a cheap sailboat? https://nashville.craigslist.org/boa/5638399394.html

With an attitude like his I can't believe it hasn't sold yet!!!

His ad says "won't take anything less then $1800"

But the listing price is $500

I'm confused LOL

 

[Grub54891]

It was 1800, till it sank, now its 500, you go fishin" for it.

 

[gm280]

WOW some times deals are staring you in the face. :facepalm:

 

[Newbie@boats]

It was 1800, till it sank, now its 500, you go fishin" for it.

Wow, I skimmed thru the ad quick and didnt even see its sitting on the bottom of the lake....LOL