Zero to 200 in 2 Seconds

[SlowlySinking]

Dawson and his wife, Jennifer, had been debating<br />buying a new vehicle for weeks. <br /><br />He wanted a 4x4 truck. She wanted a very fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. <br /><br />He would probably have settled on any beat up old 4x4 truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.<br /><br />"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in two seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so you better surprise me!"<br /><br />and Dawson did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new digital bathroom scale. <br /><br />Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

 

[rwise]

Re: Zero to 200 in 2 Seconds

LMAO

 

[RetNav]

Re: Zero to 200 in 2 Seconds

Now I don't care who you are, thats funny!

 

[stan_deezy]

Re: Zero to 200 in 2 Seconds

On the same subject does anyone know where I can get scales that go up to 495 <br /><br />........this may be my last post

 

[aspeck]

Re: Zero to 200 in 2 Seconds

It was nice knowing you, Bro!

 

[brother chris]

Re: Zero to 200 in 2 Seconds

Originally posted by SlowlySinking:<br /> Dawson and his wife, Jennifer, had been debating<br />buying a new vehicle for weeks. <br /><br />He wanted a 4x4 truck. She wanted a very fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. <br /><br />He would probably have settled on any beat up old 4x4 truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.<br /><br />"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in two seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so you better surprise me!"<br /><br />and Dawson did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new digital bathroom scale. <br /><br />Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

Thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning. That's hilarious!