Reel Poor
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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. <br /><br />You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." <br /><br />You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. <br /><br />You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." <br /><br />You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. <br /><br />You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. <br /><br />You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. <br /><br />You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag. <br /><br />You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. <br /><br />You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. <br /><br />You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. <br /><br />Ya'll know who ya' are...
