You might be a fisherman if.

[LubeDude]

you might be a fisherman if:<br />1) You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.<br />2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.<br />3) You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".<br />4) Bass Pro has your credit card number on file.<br />5) You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.<br />6) You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".<br />7) Bass Pro has a private line just for you.<br />8) You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.<br />9) You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.<br />10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.<br />11) You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.<br />12) You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.<br />13) You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.<br />14) Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house.<br />15) You park the car outside so you can have the boat in the garage.<br />16) Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone

 

[K Hultgre]

Re: You might be a fisherman if.

How true

 

[heyttown]

Re: You might be a fisherman if.

The best is the wedding with the cans to the trailer.......<br /><br />My parents for their honeymoon, Tied on the bassboat and went camping for a week.....The heck with those thousands of dollars to some over commercialized island in the warm south...Just head north and find your own Island....

 

[jtexas]

Re: You might be a fisherman if.

LOL at "pre-spawn, spawn, post-spawn and hunting"

 

[Link]

Re: You might be a fisherman if.

LubeDude <br />Normally as with this post I enjoy your input, be it here or the techie side.. however since this was a joke I don't understand why numbers<br /> <br />"10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.<br />and<br />"15) You park the car outside so you can have the boat in the garage. were included! <br /><br />Has nothing to do with the joke!<br />

 

[cajun555]

Re: You might be a fisherman if.

This is true; I keep a ultra light Zebco in my service truck. If I go by a body of water and its lunch I'll pull over and fish for 30 minutes.