SpinnerBait_Nut
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YOU MIGHT BE A FISHERMAN IF....<br /><br />>-you have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.<br /><br />>-your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bassboat<br /><br />>-you call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter"<br /><br />>-your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file<br /><br />>-you keep a flippin' stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with<br /><br />>-you name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude"<br /><br />>-you have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp<br /><br />>-you have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family<br /><br />>-you consider viennies and crackers a complete meal<br /><br />>-you think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing<br /><br />>-you send your kid off to his first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot<br /><br />>-you think the four seasons are: pre-spawn, spawn, post-spawn, and hunting<br /><br />>-your $30,000 bass boats trailer needs new tires so you just decide to "borrow" the ones off your house<br /><br />>-you trade your wifes van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage<br /><br />>-your kids know it's Saturday, because the boats gone 
