Bassy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2003
- Messages
- 1,795
1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible. <br /> <br />2. You make over $300,000 a year and still can't afford a house. <br /> <br />3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. <br /> <br />4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named "Flower". <br /> <br />5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal? <br /> <br />6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. <br /> <br />7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. <br /> <br />8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? <br /> <br />9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. <br /> <br />10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. <br /> <br />11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. <br /> <br />12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. <br /> <br />13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal? <br /> <br />14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH." <br /> <br />15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers. <br /> <br />16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. <br /> <br />17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? <br /> <br />18. Both you AND your dog have therapists. <br /> <br />19. The Terminator is your governor. <br /> <br />20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
