A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different <br />each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. <br /><br />One problem: <br />The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he <br />understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look,it's not the same hat!" <br />"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table." <br />"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" <br />The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all the captain's parrot. <br />Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. <br /><br />This went on for a day and then another and then another. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back: <br />"OK, I give up. Where's the ####ing ship?" 
