Kenneth Brown
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Y'ALLBONICS - ANY GOOD SOUTH'NER WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN PEACHES WILL <br />UNDERSTAND EVERY SINGLE WORD BELOW! <br /><br />The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington designating Southern slang, or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in all <br />Southern schools. The following are excerpts from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary. <br /><br />1.) HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting. <br /><br />2.) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. <br />Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?" <br /><br />3.) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." <br />Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." <br /><br />4.) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. <br />Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to Lanner." <br /><br />5.) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam. <br />Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements." <br /><br />6.) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. <br />Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts." <br /><br />7.) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. <br />Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." <br /><br />8.) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. <br />Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." <br /><br />9.) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." <br />Usage: "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!" <br /><br />10.) RANCH - (noun)- tool used for tight'nin' bolts. <br />Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." <br /><br />11.) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. <br />Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." <br /><br />12.) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. <br />Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far." <br /><br />13.) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. <br />Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck." <br /><br />14.) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. <br />Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime." <br /><br />15.) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. <br />Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65." <br /><br />16.) FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. <br />Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh." <br /><br />17.) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. <br />Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats." <br /><br />18.) CHEER - (adverb) In this place. <br />Usage: "Just set that bare rat cheer". <br /><br />19.) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. <br />Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed must be from some farn country." <br /><br />20.) DID - (adjective) - Not alive. <br />Usage: "He's did, Jim." <br /><br />21.) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. <br />Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ARE!" <br /><br />22.) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. <br />Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." <br /><br />23.) JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. <br />Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?" <br /><br />24.) HAZE - a contraction. <br />Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf." <br /><br />25.) SEED -(verb) - past tense of "to see". <br />Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City". <br /><br />26.) VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. <br />Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City, view?" <br /><br />27.) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. <br />Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."
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