Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked<br />dogleg with a large water hazard.<br /><br />The first man stepped up to the tee and hit a sharp<br />slice into the water hazard. He walked up to the<br />water; it parted and he lofted his ball within one<br />foot of the hole.<br /><br />The next man steped up and hit the ball. Sure enough,<br />he sliced it so that it landed on top of the water. He<br />walked across the surface of the water and and hit the<br />ball within six inches of the hole.The third man<br />stepped up, hit the ball, and sliced it. The ball was<br />just about to land in the water when a trout jumped<br />out of the water and grabbed it in his mouth. An eagle<br />swooped down, scooped up the fish, and flew off. As<br />the eagle banked over the green, lightning struck it,<br />it dropped the fish, the fish dropped the ball, and it<br />landed in the hole for a hole in one.<br /><br />Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I really hate playing<br />golf with your Dad."
