POINTER94
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Xmas present issue.
Christmas Gift Problem<br /><br /> A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range <br />from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the <br />lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.<br /><br /> Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, <br />return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."<br /> <br /><br />So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"<br />><br />><br />He never heard the shot.<br />>><br />><br />Funeral on Monday.
Christmas Gift Problem<br /><br /> A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range <br />from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the <br />lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.<br /><br /> Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, <br />return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."<br /> <br /><br />So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"<br />><br />><br />He never heard the shot.<br />>><br />><br />Funeral on Monday.
