OBJ
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Don't know if this has been posted before but I got a big kick outta it. Hope ya'll do to. May be just a tad Male Chauvinistic.<br /><br />Words with two meanings:<br /><br />1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.<br />Female......Any part under a car's hood.<br />Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.<br /> <br />2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.<br />Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.<br />Male.........Playing football without a cup.<br /> <br />3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n..<br />Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.<br />Male..........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the<br />boys.<br /> <br />4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.<br />Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.<br />Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.<br /> <br />5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n..<br />Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.<br />Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.<br /> <br />6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.<br />Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion<br />Male...........A source of entertainment, self-__expression, male bonding.<br /> <br />7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.<br />Female......The greatest __expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.<br />Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.<br /> <br />8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.<br />Female......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.<br />Male..........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5<br />minutes
