Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.<br /> <br />Asphalt: Rectum trouble <br /><br />Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do. <br /><br />Baloney: Where some hemlines fall. <br /><br />Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage <br /><br />Burglarize: What a crook sees with <br /><br />Control: A short, ugly inmate <br /><br />Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen <br />cabinets. <br /><br />Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living. <br /><br />Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist. <br /><br />Heroes: What a guy in a boat does <br /><br />Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot. <br /><br />Paradox: Two physicians. <br /><br />Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. <br /><br />Pharmacist: A helper on the farm. <br /><br />Polarize: What polar bears see with. <br /><br />Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV <br /><br />Relief: What trees do in the spring <br /><br />Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife <br /><br />Seamstress: Describes 200 pounds in a size two. <br /><br />Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does <br /><br />Subdued: A guy that works on one of those submarines. <br /><br />Sudafed: Bringing litigation against a government official
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