Bassy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2003
- Messages
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Women's quide to driving men crazy<br /><br />Do not say what you mean. Ever. Be ambiguous. Always.<br /><br />Make them aplogize for everything.<br /><br />Always bring up things that were said,done,or thought years,months,or decades ago, or<br />with other boyfriends.<br /><br />Look them in the eye and start laughing.<br /><br />Get mad at them for everything. Cry.<br /><br />Stash feminine products in their cars,backpacks and in their books as a cute reminder that you were thinking of them.<br /><br />When complimented,make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.<br /><br />Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they're wrong.<br /><br />Plan little relationship anniversaries,like " the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library and exchanged that little look" Then get mad if they don't remember.<br /><br />Be late for everything.<br /><br />Constantly claim you're fat. ask them if you are. Then cry, regardless of their answer.<br /><br />Ignore them. When asked,"What's wrong?" tell them if they don't know,you're not going to tell them.<br /><br />Read into everything. Over-analyze everything.<br />Bassy 
