dolluper
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WORDS WOMEN USE<br />FINE<br />This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.<br /><br />FIVE MINUTES<br /><br />If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.<br /><br />NOTHING<br /><br />This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"<br /><br />GO AHEAD<br /><br />This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.<br /><br />LOUD SIGH<br /><br />This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"<br /><br />THAT'S OKAY<br /><br />This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.<br /><br />THANKS<br /><br />A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
