SpinnerBait_Nut
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has <br /> had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse <br /> unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops <br /> along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to <br /> slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's <br /> mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw <br /> her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side <br /> of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly <br /> ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail <br /> grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and <br /> throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes <br /> entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the <br /> horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the <br /> ground over and over. She starts to lose consciousness, but to <br /> her great fortune, <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and <br /> unplugs the horse. 
