heycods
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> > > > The wife left me...<br />> > > ><br />> > > > I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we<br />had<br />> to<br />> > > > cut<br />> > > > back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big<br />> > > > drinker,<br />> > > > maybe a 12-pack on weekends.<br />> > > ><br />> > > > Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home<br />> from<br />> > > > grocery shopping. The receipt included $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait<br />a<br />> > > > minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"<br />> > > ><br />> > > > She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."<br />> > > ><br />> > > > I told her, "He!!, that's what the beer was for!"<br />> > > ><br />> > > > I don't think she'll be back!
