Do you know how tough it is being a man...? <br /><br />If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. <br />If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. <br /><br />If you work too hard there is never any time for her. <br />If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. <br /><br />If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. <br />If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better. <br /><br />If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. <br />If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. <br /><br />If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. <br />If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. <br /><br />If you cry, you're a wimp. <br />If you don't, you're an insensitive pig. <br /><br />If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. <br />If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. <br /><br />If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. <br /><br />If you appreciate the female form and frilly lingerie, you're a pervert. If you don't, then you cant be straight. <br /><br />If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. <br />If you don't, you're unromantic. <br /><br />If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. <br />If you don't, you're a slob. <br /><br />If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. <br /><br />If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. <br />If you don't, you're not ambitious enough. <br /><br />If she has a headache, she's tired. <br />If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. <br /><br />NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN.......
