1. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. <br />2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. <br />3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. <br />4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. <br />5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. <br />6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. <br />7. A dog's parents never visit. <br />8. Dogs do not hate their bodies. <br />9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. <br />10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. <br />11. Dogs seldom outlive you. <br />12. Dogs can't talk. <br />13. Dogs enjoy petting in public. <br />14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day. <br />15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. <br />16. Dogs like to go hunting. <br />17. Another man will seldom steal your dog. <br />18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. <br />19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?" <br />20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free. <br />21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. <br />22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. <br />23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. <br />24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad,they just think it's interesting. <br />25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. <br />26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. <br />27. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. <br />28. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus. <br />29. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
She must of been because she left all my stuff as said in line 29!
