Why do you think they call it dope?

kenimpzoom

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SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - A Texas man was arrested on Monday after calling police to complain about the theft of his marijuana, authorities said. <br /> <br />Stephen Knight, 17, said three men had broken into his apartment, hogtied him with Christmas lights and stole some marijuana, along with a plasma screen television, police said.<br /><br />Police are looking for the suspects. In the meantime, they arrested Knight after finding several marijuana plants growing under heat lamps in the apartment, four grams of harvested marijuana and a tablet of ecstasy, Officer Chad Ripley said.<br /><br />Knight said the men barged into his home early on Monday morning demanding, "Where's the weed?," according to San Antonio police. <br />*****************************************<br /><br />I like the fact that he still had Christmas lights up in July, it keeps with the lazy doper stereotype. :D <br /><br />Ken
 

Vlad D Impeller

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Re: Why do you think they call it dope?

That there sure says it all, what an intelligent fella :rolleyes:
 

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Re: Why do you think they call it dope?

Dude...........that's....................just......................way...................way........................wrong!
 

eeboater

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Re: Why do you think they call it dope?

Christmas lights, marijuana and plasma screens...<br /><br />Only in America... :D <br /><br />Sean
 

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Re: Why do you think they call it dope?

Woh, Dude, I ... uh ... didn't call ... to ... uh ... get arrested ... dude. How bouta ... uh ... toke ... and we .... uh ... leave as ... uh ... friends, dude. Man, I'm hungry, .... dude. Got anything to ... uh ... eat in the ... uh ... car ... dude?
 

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Re: Why do you think they call it dope?

Woh mannn thts jest knott wright dude!
 
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