Kenneth Brown
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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ...... but, now we know. <br /><br /><br />If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist. <br />If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy. <br />If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. <br />If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum. <br />If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay..this is exploitation. <br />If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy @zz and find something better. <br />If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favoritism. <br />If she gets a job ahead of you.....it's equal opportunity. <br />If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. <br />If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference. <br />If you cry............you're a wimp. <br />If you don't........you're an insensitive *******. <br />If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist. <br />If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman. <br />If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination. <br />If SHE asks you..........it's a favor. <br />If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert. <br />If you don't.............you're gay. <br />If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're sexist. <br />If you don't................you're unromantic. <br />If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain. <br />If you don't...............you're a slob. <br />If you buy her flowers............you're after something. <br />If you don't....................you're not thoughtful. <br />If you're proud of your achievements.........you're full of yourself. <br />If you don't....................you're not ambitious. <br />If she has a headache............she's tired. <br />If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore. <br />If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. <br />If you don't................there must be someone else. <br />Men die first because they want to.
well i ain't ready to go yet, i still got me some more fishing to do