Who ever said blondes were dumb?

[LadyFish]

Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. They<br /><br />corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"<br /><br />Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"<br /><br />They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"<br /><br />Bob says, "I lied about my age."<br /><br />His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were<br /><br />only 50?"<br /><br />Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

 

[Terry H]

Re: Who ever said blondes were dumb?

 

[ob]

Re: Who ever said blondes were dumb?

Does this make the blonde smart or is Bob just attracted to dumb blondes?

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Who ever said blondes were dumb?

Yea sounds like to me the ol man is the smart one here.

 

[aspeck]

Re: Who ever said blondes were dumb?

So, how old is Mr Ladyfish now?

 

[aspeck]

Re: Who ever said blondes were dumb?

So, how old is Mr Ladyfish now?

 

[oddjob]

Re: Who ever said blondes were dumb?

You can say that again..

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: Who ever said blondes were dumb?

LadyFish was speeding:O and Kenneth Brown pulled her<br />to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt<br />on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped<br />it on before the officer got to her window. <br /> <br />After talking to her about speeding, Mr. Brown said,<br />"I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe<br />in wearing it at all times?"<br /> <br />"Yes, I do, officer," LadyFish replied.<br /> <br />"Well," asked Kenneth Brown, "do you always do it up with<br />it looped through your steering wheel?" <br /><br />Get the sign.

 

[jimr]

Re: Who ever said blondes were dumb?

i thought the only smart blonde was a golden retreiver

 

[wilkin250r]

Re: Who ever said blondes were dumb?

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. <br /><br />She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she strips naked from her neck down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes”. <br /><br />Then she hollers..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" <br /><br />Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. <br /><br />With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. <br /><br />The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. <br /><br />Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" <br /><br />The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!