white trash survival kit

KeltonKrew

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White Trash Survival Kit:<br />Mustard..................................................check<br />Cheetos..................................................check<br />Toilet Paper........................................check<br />Bud Light...........................................check<br />Keystone Ice........................................check<br />Budweiser...........................................check<br />Red Dog.............................................check<br />Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check<br />Piece of plywood or door to float your chick and booze on...check<br /><br />
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DJ

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Re: white trash survival kit

Ya buddy!<br /><br />Even if your situation is hopeless, you won't care!
 

ehenry

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Re: white trash survival kit

It doesn't look like either one of them have had a decent meal in quite some time.
 

neumanns

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Re: white trash survival kit

There gonna need that toilet paper if they intend to drink that Keystone Ice!
 

skeeterboy

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Re: white trash survival kit

Nah they are just on the Liquid Diet haha.
 

KeltonKrew

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Re: white trash survival kit

they are probably grocery shopping.....just floating their board around until they find more BEER...with all the different brands, I doubt they bought any of it....or you would see more Keystone :D <br /><br />but, on a nautical level, they look to have the "boat" balanced proportionally.... :D
 

Tyme2fish

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Methamphetamine will give you that look. :eek:
 

kenimpzoom

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Man, that is freakin hilarious.<br /><br />Some body needs to put them in the same pictures as the Heineken guy!!!!<br /><br />Ken
 

KaGee

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Re: white trash survival kit

Did ya notice he was giving proper "thanks" for his bounty.... "Thank you Jesus!"
 
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DJ

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I thought beer had all the major food groups covered.<br /><br />Hmmmm. May have to rethink that. ;)
 

mikeandronda

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Re: white trash survival kit

Hey is this one of those racist posts????????? Kidding......hilarias if you ask me. Kagee you cracked me up.
 

Twidget

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Re: white trash survival kit

My German MIL claims that beer is the same thing as bread. So...they have it covered.<br /><br />If they drink all that beer, how much will the water level rise? :p <br /><br />BassCat73, that is hilarious.
 

kenimpzoom

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:D :D :D LOL at Bass Cat<br /><br /><br />Need to some how have them giving each other a high five!!! :D <br /><br />Ken
 

KRS

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That's not a praise... it's $5 for a can....
 

AK_Chappy

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Re: white trash survival kit

I watched a PowerPoint show today that is all the "Heineken" guy. It was hilarious!!<br />2MB, so if you want me to I can e-mail it to you. I don't have a website to post it on right now.<br /><br />AK Chappy
 

BassCat73

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Hmm, the hi-five thing is a good idea! :) Has anyone seen the pic of him doing the Air Jordan dunk?? I was rolling when I saw that. AK, I'd love to see the PP show. <br /><br />mjw73@charter.net<br /><br />Thanks!
 

KeltonKrew

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Re: white trash survival kit

I can e-mail it to you. I don't have a website to post it on right now.<br />
email it to me and I'll host it and make a link for others to see<br /><br />mhkelton at sbec.com
 
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