Where do penquins go when they die?

Bob_VT

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Where do penguins go when they die?
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle
around the fresh grave and sing:

?Freeze a jolly good fellow?

?Freeze a jolly good fellow.?

?Then they kick him in the ice hole.?

You really didn?t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you!
 

tallcanadian

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Re: Where do penquins go when they die?

LMAO....very funny. I thought they went to Pittsburgh and try to play hockey...doh!
 

Bigprairie1

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Re: Where do penquins go when they die?

Hilarious....again, with Canadian angle....I was thinking that they got traded to either the (Vancouver) Canucks or the (Toronto) Maple leafs.
Of course, Crosby is a great exception.
BP:D;):):cool:
....seriously Bob,..... be careful asking this around Canadians eh.
 

kenmyfam

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Re: Where do penquins go when they die?

A lot of them played for the Toronto Maple Leafs on Saturday night :D

Great one Bob.
 

royal0014

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Re: Where do penquins go when they die?

oh boy :rolleyes:


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aspeck

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Re: Where do penquins go when they die?

Bob, you are one sick puppy! LOL!
 

rbh

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Re: Where do penquins go when they die?

Ugh, LOL, getting a resovoir dogs sort of picture.
What would Terintino do with this one??? :D
 

LongLine

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Re: Where do penquins go when they die?

Is that why there's so many lumps in the rink?


:D

Tom B.
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