SpinnerBait_Nut
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"What Women Want in a Man (age 22)"<br /> <br />1. Handsome<br />2. Charming<br />3. Financially successful<br />4. A caring listener<br />5. Witty<br />6. In good shape<br />7. Dresses with style<br />8. Appreciates finer things<br />9. Full of thoughtful surprises<br />10. An imaginative, romantic lover, every day of the week<br /> <br />"What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)"<br /> <br />1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)<br />2. Opens car doors, holds chairs<br />3. Has enough money for a nice dinner<br />4. Listens more than talks<br />5. Laughs at my jokes<br />6. Carries bags of groceries with ease<br />7. Owns at least one tie<br />8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal<br />9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries<br />10. Seeks romance at least 4-5 times a week<br /> <br />"What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)"<br /> <br />1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)<br />2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car<br />3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally<br />4. Nods head when I'm talking<br />5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes<br />6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture<br />7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach<br />8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids<br />9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down<br />10. Shaves most weekends<br />11. Interested in romance 2-3 times a week<br /><br />"What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)"<br /> <br />1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed<br />2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public<br />3. Doesn't borrow money too often<br />4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting<br />5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times<br />6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends<br />7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear<br />8. Appreciates a good TV dinner<br />9. Remembers my name on occasion<br />10. Shaves some weekends<br />11. Hope for a kiss each day<br /> <br />"What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)"<br /> <br />1. Doesn't scare small children<br />2. Remembers where bathroom is<br />3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep<br />4. Only snores lightly when asleep<br />5. Remembers why he's laughing<br />6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself<br />7. Usually wears some clothes<br />8. Likes soft foods<br />9. Remembers where he left his teeth<br />10. Remembers that it's the weekend<br />11. Remembers what romance was like<br /> <br />"What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)"<br /> <br />1. Breathing<br />2. Doesn't miss the toilet
