What to do with bed pillows

Cofe

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I have wondered what is the proper thing to do with decorative bed pillows. Sometimes there may be as many as 20 of those useless things piled upon the bed to look like something????
When I go to a hotel, or stay somewhere where there are decorative bed pillows, I always end up stacking them on the floor in a corner, or throw them in the closet. Now it grosses me out to go to a hotel and wonder where those decorative pillows have been. Could they have been thrown under the bed? Stomped into a dusty corner? I just don't know.........I would like to know what to do with them when visiting family or friends houses. Any suggestions?
 

IES99

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

I throw them into a corner as soon as I get near the bed in a hotel.

I trust my family more and put them under the regular pillow if needed to support my head and neck.
 

Woodnaut

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

I usually pitch them onto the sofa or a chair, but not usually on the floor.
 

roscoe

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

Put a relatively thin one between your knees or thighs.
It will do wonders to relieve back and hip discomfort.
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

I throw them on a chair or sofa, but when I leave.......I like making the bed and putting they under the covers to make it look like someone is still in the bed................SS
 

robert graham

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

I have wondered what is the proper thing to do with decorative bed pillows. Sometimes there may be as many as 20 of those useless things piled upon the bed to look like something????
When I go to a hotel, or stay somewhere where there are decorative bed pillows, I always end up stacking them on the floor in a corner, or throw them in the closet. Now it grosses me out to go to a hotel and wonder where those decorative pillows have been. Could they have been thrown under the bed? Stomped into a dusty corner? I just don't know.........I would like to know what to do with them when visiting family or friends houses. Any suggestions?

I feel your pain!...these motel pillows have become a major issue for me too!...I'm getting some anger/psychological counselling now to help me with this pillow problem, but not sure if it's working or not!...Good Luck Guy!...
 

NSBCraig

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

Oh yeah stuffed animals for grown girls, why?
 

JB

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

I do with them what a puppy does with his siblings. Pile in and under, around and between. I have 4 pillows on my bed.

I don't know how anyone can sleep without being a cuddler and a cuddlee. :)
 

robert graham

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

Yep, I'm gonna drag the boat to Florida next week for 3 days of fishing/peace&quiet, try to get this bed pillow issue out of my mind before it drives me nuts!...maybe I can get my head straight!...
 

Cofe

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

Yep, I'm gonna drag the boat to Florida next week for 3 days of fishing/peace&quiet, try to get this bed pillow issue out of my mind before it drives me nuts!...maybe I can get my head straight!...

Have a great time on your Florida trip Robert!:)

Just make sure to properly stack those ornamental bed pillows the night before you go fishing........or the fish won't bite......... AHHHha - haaaa......:facepalm:
 

veritas honus

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

I just don't know how you people sleep at night with such things weighing so heavily upon your minds...:rolleyes:

...And I thought I had it rough sometimes!!!;)

There may be a 12 step, or some other form of self help group available who'll help to ease your tortured mind. Please excercise care and much thought throughout the process. The wrong advice could lead you to catastrophic decisions. Please keep us posted, and let us know how this unfolds... There seems to be several of us pullin' fer ya!!!
 

marcoalza

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

Could they have been thrown under the bed? Stomped into a dusty corner? I just don't know........

I don't use them for that reason, however I have to stack them neatly on the hotel sofa or chair. OCD;)

If there are any real nice ones my wife will put them in my suitcase for safe keeping.:facepalm:
 

veritas honus

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Re: What to do with bed pillows

I don't use them for that reason, however I have to stack them neatly on the hotel sofa or chair. OCD;)

If there are any real nice ones my wife will put them in my suitcase for safe keeping.:facepalm:

Well there's a simple solution to every major problem... Next time your wife puts something belonging to a hotel in your suitcase for safe keeping, just tell her you've got a much safer place for them... And show her how to put them in the calculator.:p
 
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