What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

[Elmer Fudge]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

techNOsensitive? naaa! techTOOsensitive

 

[technostingray]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

Originally posted by Elmer Fudge:<br /> techNOsensitive? naaa! techTOOsensitive

Honestly, well next time I will let her have it with both barrells.

 

[rodbolt]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

both barrels ehh? I suggest a bigger gun

 

[stan_deezy]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

Par is defined as the estimated standard score for a hole. Based on the length of the hole and the number of strokes needed by a first class player, in normal conditions, to complete the hole.<br /><br />A course may be defined as one of the following:<br /><br />1. A planned route<br />2. An area where golf is played<br />3. A period of education<br /><br />Unless you spell it "coarse" in which case it may be used thus:<br /><br />1. Rowdy, loud, obnoxious<br />2. Rough<br />3. Related to hunting, in particular, fishing.<br /><br />St Andrew's Royal & Ancient golf club in Fife, Scotland is generally assumed to be the home of golf. The rules of golf are dictated and laid down by a committee meeting at that club.<br />In actual fact there is some evidence that the French claim to have invented golf.<br /><br />Hyroglyphs found in the Egyptian Pyramids show that golf was played in Ancient Egypt although it was not at all popular due to the large number of bunkers. A relief in Tutankamun's tomb shows the young pharoah whacking a high priest with a sand wedge in frustration at losing a match due to becoming trapped in bunker 103 on the nine hole course at Thebes.<br /><br />The term golf is generally accepted to be an acronym meaning "Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden".<br /><br />Golf spoils a good walk.<br /><br /><br />

 

[technostingray]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

Well I got the Sailors attention. Now where is is the Golfer? ;p I have a sharp stick and don't know where to stick it. (how's that for an opening for starters)

 

[stan_deezy]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

Suggestions on a postcard.......... <br /><br />starters????? Thought we weren't supposed to mention boats down in the depths here?

 

[technostingray]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

Is that all you have? Also, we have been elevated in case you didn't notice. A lot of boats are under the dock. <br />I don't need a diagram. I can follow instructions, even thinly veiled ones.

 

[Nos4r2]

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Originally posted by Quietcat:<br /> Now there are some things to bash California about, but we cannot/should not be held responsible for Technosense. That is entirely unfair to the over 30 million other Californians . . .

Hell, I'd vote for Techno over the terminator anyday... Remember the last time an Austrian immigrant got in power? :snigger:

 

[technostingray]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

Originally posted by Nos4r2:<br />

Originally posted by Quietcat:<br /> Now there are some things to bash California about, but we cannot/should not be held responsible for Technosense. That is entirely unfair to the over 30 million other Californians . . .

Hell, I'd vote for Techno over the terminator anyday... Remember the last time an Austrian immigrant got in power? :snigger:

techNOsensitive? naaa! techTOOsensitive <br />Thank you sir, may I have another.

 

[stan_deezy]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

Matron I do believe that we need to review Mrs Techno??????'s medication. The conundrum is that I am not sure which way we should go.....250mg IV Diazepam may not be sufficient in this particular case. I do believe however that we should definitely withdraw the SSRI (read: Prozac or similar) therapy immediately. <br />Physical therapy should be commenced and I recommend several weeks of "strait jacket therapy". In fact any therapy that disallows the use of a keyboard may be of benefit to the human race <br />Either that or just swat repeatedly with a pointy stick

 

[stan_deezy]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

Originally posted by technosensitive:<br /> A lot of boats are under the dock. <br />I don't need a diagram.

We could show you where to insert the plug: this would stop your boats being under the dock although I suspect that this thread should now be moved to "Medical Matters: Mental Health Issues"

 

[treedancer]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

Parallel universe?

 

[stan_deezy]

Re: What is Par for the Course, StanD eezy

Originally posted by treedancer:<br /> Parallel universe?

ah but, parrallel to what, where and more importantly, why?<br /><br />Now there's a question the scientists never ask