What is a 1/2 child

[kenimpzoom]

On an electronic form at work, you can optionally fill in information about your family. Along with all the other normal selections (spouse, children, stepchildren, father, mother) are<br /><br />1/2 child<br />Testator<br />Additional Spouse<br /><br />What the heck are these?<br /><br />Ken

 

[KaGee]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

I belive they are thinking step child? <br /><br />EDIT: <br />TESTATOR<br />NOUN: <br />One who has made a legally valid will before death

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

Yes 1/2 I have 1 half brother and 3 half sisters but I don't add them up.<br /><br /><br />Bob

 

[xikxak]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

Additional spouse? One is plenty.

 

[kenimpzoom]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

Stepchild is already an option. What would be the difference between a stepchild and a 1/2 child?<br /><br />I assume sdditional spouse os for the Muslim employees? We are a global company.<br /><br />I agree dave, I get enough (*^%(% from one spouse.<br /><br />They even have an option for "partner".<br /><br />Ken

 

[jtexas]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

1/2 child is Biblical, from 1st Kings chapter 3 (involving two women each claiming the same child as her own):<br />" 24And the king said, Bring me a sword. And they brought a sword before the king. <br /> 25And the king said, Divide the living child in two, and give half to the one, and half to the other."

 

[oddjob]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

Theres no such thing as a half child.<br /><br />Thats funny JTexas I was thinking of that also.

 

[Carphunter]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

I would guess the opposite of a full child.

 

[oddjob]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

Are they half the trouble?

 

[Carphunter]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

Only 1/2 the time.

 

[Carphunter]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

They are half as likely to get in half the trouble half the time.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

Maybe talking split personalities.

 

[DJ]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

Half wit?

 

[Carphunter]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

I feel like I "half" to keep posting to this thread.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

Ok DJ, this is getting scary.<br />This makes I don't know how many times we have posted at the same time.

 

[JB]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

Could it be a child with whom you share custody with a former wife? Claiming half support on your IRS forms?

 

[kenimpzoom]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

JB, good idea, but considering this is just for information purposes, and not to be used in any legal way, I find it a little out of place.<br /><br />I think 1/2 wit is more appropriate. <br /><br />Ken

 

[kenimpzoom]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

I wasnt even going to touch the testator?<br /><br />Wouldnt that also be known as the wife? (missing a few letters though) <br /><br />Ken

 

[ob]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

I beieve JB has it on the 1/2 child.I think it has something to do with whether the employee is paying child support.

 

[DJ]

Re: What is a 1/2 child

Do testators resemble tater tots?