One of my daughters sent this today<br /><br />WHAT GENDER IS IT?<br /><br />If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example:<br /><br />Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold<br />everything in, but you can see right through them.<br /><br />A Copier - is Female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.<br /><br />A Tire - has to be Male, because it goes bald and<br />often it's over inflated.<br /><br />A Hot Air Balloon - is definitely Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part.<br /><br />Sponges - are Female, because they're soft and<br />squeezable and retain water.<br /><br />A Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.<br /><br />A Subway - is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.<br /><br />Hourglass - has to be a Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom..<br /><br />Hammer - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.<br /><br />The Remote Control - is a Female . . . <br />Ha! You thought it'd be male! <br />But consider that it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
