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Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.<br /><br /> God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"<br /><br /> Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."<br /><br /> God thinks for a second and says "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."<br /><br /> God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"<br /><br /> Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."<br /><br /> God thinks for a second and says "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.<br /><br /> God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"I believe you're in my chair."
