Well it is boring today soooo

Tail_Gunner

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Blonde wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen."


Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."


Wife texts back: "Tried it; now the computer doesn't work at all."
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An 80-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge
he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied
that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied, "6."

The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and
asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, "Yes, what is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."......:faint2:
 

NewfieDan

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Re: Well it is boring today soooo

Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
 
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