Tail_Gunner
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Blonde wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen."
Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back: "Tried it; now the computer doesn't work at all."
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An 80-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge
he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied
that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and
asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "Yes, what is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."......:faint2:
Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back: "Tried it; now the computer doesn't work at all."
__________________
An 80-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge
he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied
that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up and
asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "Yes, what is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."......:faint2: