Bassy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2003
- Messages
- 1,795
Ways To Say No<br /><br />I'd love to, but...<br />I have to floss my cat. <br />I've dedicated my life to linguini. <br />I want to spend more time with my blender. <br />the President said he might drop in. <br />the man on television told me to say tuned. <br />I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. <br />I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture. <br />it's my parakeet's bowling night. <br />it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. <br />I'm building a pig from a kit. <br />I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. <br />I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. <br />there's a disturbance in the Force. <br />I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. <br />I'm taking punk totem pole carving. <br />I have to fluff my shower cap. <br />I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. <br />I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. <br />I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. <br />my plot to take over the world is thickening. <br />I have to fulfill my potential. <br />I don't want to leave my comfort zone. <br />it's too close to the turn of the century. <br />I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. <br />my subconscious says no. <br />I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. <br />I left my body in my other clothes. <br />the last time I went, I never came back. <br />I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting. <br />I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. <br />none of my socks match. <br />I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. <br />I'm having all my plants neutered. <br />people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War. <br />I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. <br />I have too much guilt.<br />there are important world issues that need worrying about.<br />I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. <br />I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. <br />I promised to help a friend fold road maps. <br />I feel a song coming on. <br />I'm trying to be less popular. <br />my bathroom tiles need grouting. <br />I have to bleach my hare. <br />I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner. <br />I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons. <br />you know how we psychos are. <br />my favorite commercial is on TV. <br />I have to study for a blood test. <br />I have to rotate my crops. <br />I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup. <br />I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. <br />I'm having my baby shoes bronzed. <br />I have to go to court for kitty littering. <br />I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush. <br />I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner. <br />having fun gives me prickly heat. <br />I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me. <br />I have to jog my memory. <br />my palm reader advised against it. <br />my Dress For Obscurity class meets then. <br />I have to stay home and see if I snore. <br />I prefer to remain an enigma. <br />I think you want the OTHER [your name] .. <br />I have to sit up with a sick ant. <br />I'm trying to cut down.
