SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
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Fake Rolex salesmen Must offer Fake Warranty<br />information<br /> <br />New rule for cabbies: driving naps should not exceed<br />12 minutes<br /> <br />Only 7 Starbucks per block<br /> <br />Getting rats out of subway and putting them back in<br />the restaurants where they belong<br /> <br />Change meaning of middle finger gesture to "lookin'<br />good, neighbor."<br /> <br />Shine Bat Signal into night sky; when Batman shows up,<br />hand him a broom and a pooper scooper.<br /> <br />All drive-by gunmen must carpool on week days.<br /> <br />If Yankees win the World Series again they can clean<br />up the ticker tape themselves.<br /> <br />Forming task force to get Clinton to move to New Jersey.<br /> <br />Selling sex on street corners after 2 AM is now<br />prohibited, unless it's half price.<br /> <br />Women's Rights Groups have won a court action to<br />rename the famous street " Broadway " to " His and Her Way"<br /> <br />Grant's Tomb only had 22 visitors last year, so the<br />city has licensed it to a Kosher Sushi Bar franchise.
