Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

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This didn't happen in our boat but we were at the bait shop on the way to launch our boat, if that counts. This past weekend we took our new boat to Aransas Pass to go fishing. My wife and son were pumped. We got up early and headed to the nearest bait shop. I watched as a beautiful new Dodge truck pulled in, couple of big, young guys got out and headed inside the bait shop. My wife had put on her bikini earlier because she was "going to get some sun". As she was walking across the parking lot I watched as an older guy(alot older than my wife!!) started backing his truck out of a parking spot, as my wife passed in front of his truck he stopped paying attention to his driving and focused his attention on my wifes butt! He was making it very obvious too. Yep, sure enough BAMM!!! Guy backs right into that nice new pretty Dodge! He sticks his head out the window and asks my wife "Uhhh did I hit it"?? She, smiling/lauging says "Yep, ya sure did". As we pulled out of the parking lot I saw the younger, much more muscular guys argueing with the guy who hit their nice truck!! Just thought I would share this, kind of funny. :D :D
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

:D Good one! No where's the pic :confused:
 
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So what you are saying is that you wife has a nice butt. <br />I seem to have a problem just like that fellow who was watching and not paying attention. :D <br />I've just about hit a parked car once. <br />BUT, on another note, I have had that happen to me. Some younger chickies were driving by me asking me if I wanted a ride and the driver just about went off the road. <br />My head was soooo swelled that day. :D :D :D
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

Years ago before we were married my "wife" (Girl friend ) called me to come help her she had messed up a tire on her car When I got there and grilled her about it she admitted to looking at a guys butt.. I broke the lug bolts loose . she changed the tire.......
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

What was that again? I kind of zoned out after "My wife had put on her bikini"
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

Actually she got sunburned pretty good that weekend and I had to take a pic, it is hilarious but I doubt they would appreciate me posting it on here or I would! :)
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

Woman gets a man in trouble everytime.<br /><br />Buddy of mine rearended a welding truck in his Mustang cause he was eyeballing some girl walking on the street.<br /><br />Ken
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

SubSailor1,<br />I'm certain she won't look here, so might as well post the sunburned pictures. They would be amusing. ;) <br /><br />When in college, I was walking to class and about to cross a two-lane road exiting campus. Traffic was backed up some and it was stop and go as I approached the intersection. Some gorgeous brunette in a convertible mustang was staring my way. I couldn't believe it. Really, I couldn't. I turned around to see who she was really staring at but there was nobody on the sidewalk but me. I casually checked my zipper and it was up. There was no toilet paper stuck on the bottom of my shoes. Could she actually be looking my way because I was attractive for some sick reason to her? My heart was just a beating as I walked behind her car and towards class. I looked back and she was still staring. About that time, she ran smack into the bumper of the car in front of her. :eek: <br /><br />That is my only good story. It's all I have to hang on to so I tell it when I can... :rolleyes:
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

James,<br /> Not worried about her getting upset, she isn't shy! :) I'm worried the mods will not appreciate the picture, it does show her nude from behind!
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

Originally posted by JamesCoste:<br /> SubSailor1,<br /> About that time, she ran smack into the bumper of the car in front of her. :eek: <br /><br />
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So after that, did you walk up to her and get her phone number and marry her a year later??????<br />I bloody well hope so :D <br /><br /><br />And Glynn, the link does not work :(
 
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1SubSailor,<br />We don't want you kicked off here either. You described the sunburn well enough. Next time she goes out boating and thinks she doesn't need sunscreen, show the pic to her to serve as a painful reminder. :cool:
 
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James,<br /> Yeah, did you marry her?? Cool story either way.<br /><br />Glynn,<br /> Your wife is sure a looker, no wonder she causes a few "distractions"!! :) <br /><br />Brother Chris,<br /> The link works fine for me, maybe give it a try again.
 
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Brother Chris,<br />I certainly should have! I was honestly in so much shock that she was glaring my way, that I was not thinking straight. If I had a list of things that I "should have done" in my life, that would be somewhere near the top of the list!
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

OK, here is a link to the pic of her sunburn if you guys want to check it out. She always says "I never get a sunburn" well she's not used to the ocean, it got her! :D <br /><br /> <br />Sorry Sailor....not an appropriate link. Mod2
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

No Workie :( <br /><br />AK Chappy<br /><br />It's been so long since I have seen an actual sunburn. I was just curious, really I was.<br /><br /> :) :)
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

Originally posted by AK Chappy:<br /> No Workie :( <br /><br />AK Chappy<br /><br />It's been so long since I have seen an actual sunburn. I was just curious, really I was.<br /><br /> :) :)
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Yeah, sure you were, AKC! ;)
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

I have a little bit of medical schooling and the wife is a nurse. I was gonna look to see if there might have been permanet damage but the link don't work for me either.
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

rear-ended a car also when I was about 18 due<br />to female distraction... :rolleyes:
 
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Re: Watch those buttocks, they can be dagerous.......

Originally posted by Kenneth Brown:<br /> I have a little bit of medical schooling and the wife is a nurse. I was gonna look to see if there might have been permanet damage but the link don't work for me either.
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ROTFLMAO.....nice try Kenneth!!! :D
 
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