First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.<br /> Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."<br /> After casting about for a suitable pearl, <br /> He kept messing around and created a girl.<br /> Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,<br /> round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.<br /> Two lovely hips to increase his desire,<br />and rounded and firm to bring out the fire.<br /> Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,<br />commanding his eyes, as he whispered aloud.<br /> Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,<br />and two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.<br /> Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,<br />and two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.<br /> Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.<br /> Then he added a mouth. Ruined the whole thing.
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