Wacky Warning Labels

[bh357]

The real end result of all the frivolous lawsuits...<br /><br /> Wacky Warning Labels <br /><br />I kinda like the 3rd place one

 

[JamesCoste]

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Had an apple pie today.<br /><br />It said, "Hot apple pie"<br /><br />In small print below that,<br />"Seriously, the filling can be extremely hot"

 

[gaugeguy]

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Here's some other classics...<br /><br />On Sears hairdryer:<br />Do not use while sleeping.<br />(Gee, it's the only time I have to work on my hair!)<br /><br />On a bag of Fritos:<br />You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.<br />(The shoplifter special!)<br /><br />On a bar of Dial soap:<br />Directions: Use like regular soap.<br />(And that would be how?)<br /><br />On some Swan frozen dinners:<br />Serving suggestion: Defrost.<br />(But it's *just* a suggestion!)<br /><br />On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:<br />Fits one head.<br /><br />On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: <br />(printed on bottom of the box)<br />Do not turn upside down.<br />(Too late! You lose!)<br /><br />On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:<br />Product will be hot after heating.<br />(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)<br /><br />On packaging for a Rowenta iron:<br />Do not iron clothes on body. <br />(But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)<br /><br />On Boot's Children's cough medicine:<br />Do not drive car or operate machinery.<br />(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)<br /><br />On Nytol sleep aid:<br />Warning: may cause drowsiness. <br />(One would hope!)<br /><br />On a Korean kitchen knife:<br />Warning keep out of children. <br />(Or pets! What's for dinner?)<br /><br />On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:<br />For indoor or outdoor use only.<br />(As opposed to use in Outer space.)<br />(Or underground)<br /><br />On a Japanese food processor:<br />Not to be used for the other use.<br />(Now I'm curious.)

 

[Barlow]

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few good ones GG ... <br /><br />I can't remember which brand name it was but,<br /><br />Warning: Objects in mirror appear closer.<br /><br />huh??? in comparison to what???<br /><br /><br />on a crystal vase package.<br /><br />Warning: do not drop, contents may shatter.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Originally posted by Barlow:<br /> few good ones GG ... <br /><br />I can't remember which brand name it was but,<br /><br />Warning: Objects in mirror appear closer.<br /><br />huh??? in comparison to what???

They are on passenger side outside mirrors Barlow.<br />Look at your's the next time your in it. That is what it says.

 

[JB]

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On Janet Lee Charcoal Lighter:<br /><br />CAUTION COMBUSTIBLE MIXTURE

 

[spratt]

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Originally posted by SBN:<br />

Originally posted by Barlow:<br /> few good ones GG ... <br /><br />I can't remember which brand name it was but,<br /><br />Warning: Objects in mirror appear closer.<br /><br />huh??? in comparison to what???

They are on passenger side outside mirrors Barlow.<br />Look at your's the next time your in it. That is what it says.

Says "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear"...

 

[spratt]

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Johnson's baby lotion:<br /><br />Keep out of reach of children.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Yea that's it.

 

[a_bullfrog_a]

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on a jar of b&g pickles. Instead of saying <br />servings "about 20". It says "usually 20".

 

[Twidget]

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Warning on wifes blow drier...Do not use in shower.<br /><br /><br />On the ironing clothes while in them, I knew a girl that did that. She burned the heck out of her arm and couldnt understand why.

 

[NathanY]

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There is a sticker on the side of my dumptruck, that shows a guy getting ripped in half by the PTO shaft in cartoon format, and below it, it says that PTO can cause injury or death. Very funny looking sticker. Who would be silly enough to try to grap the PTO shaft with the engine running?

 

[KaGee]

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How about a warning label for the stinking trial lawyers that started all of this insanity??

 

[BoatBuoy]

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It sounds like some of these may have been written by folks that were the beneficiaries of international trade, if you know what I mean (furiners). They have a poor command of the language in which they were asked to write warnings.

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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Originally posted by KaGee:<br /> How about a warning label for the stinking trial lawyers that started all of this insanity?? <br /><br />*** * * * * * * * *<br /><br />Caution "Trial Lawyer in traing to be a politician"