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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.<br /><br />Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:<br /><br />The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.<br />Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. <br />Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.<br /><br />So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?"<br /><br />A little old lady in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"<br /><br />Don't you just love little old ladies???? 
