Very Important Update from the CDC

Don S

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Very Important Update from the CDC

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary
Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss,
any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT
TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you
should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes: Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract
(WINE)
and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.

Yes, it was probably posted before.
 

david_r

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Re: Very Important Update from the CDC

ROFLMAO!!!:D:D:D

that was hilarious!:D:D:D
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Very Important Update from the CDC

Good one Don, :D I don't recall seeing that one here before
 

CheapboatKev

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Re: Very Important Update from the CDC

Rest assured that has been copied and sent of to my 2 friends..OH NO..I HAVE WORK TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks Don..Needed a smile after a day of dodging work unsucessfully
 

zach103

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Re: Very Important Update from the CDC

ok i won't go tomorrow :)
 

idrownworms

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Re: Very Important Update from the CDC

Here I thought my stroke just sucked:( but it seems it is saving me from this very dangerous virus:eek::D
I'm going to have to look at being dumber than a box of rocks, falling on stairs, falling in the lake when I launch or take out my boat and having three pound channel cats almost pull me out of the boat in a new light.
jamie

and I should mention my 2 and a half year old niece can pull me over:eek:
 

tashasdaddy

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Re: Very Important Update from the CDC

thanks God, i retired before this bug got around.
 
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