Valentine Dream

[LadyFish]

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"<br /><br />"You'll know tonight." he said.<br /><br />That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.<br /><br />Delighted, she opened it-only to find a book entitled <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"The meaning of dreams".

 

[WillyBWright]

Re: Valentine Dream

I guess I won't be the only one not getting any on VD.

 

[dolluper]

Re: Valentine Dream

Now I know what to get the misses thanks a bunch LF

 

[Terry H]

Re: Valentine Dream

Willy, you can't say "VD" here...Chief

 

[NYMINUTE]

Re: Valentine Dream

Hallmark is killing me!!!! <br />Why is loving someone for a kizillion years measured by what one buys them on specific days listed on the calendar? Do roses on V-Day mean more than carnations on May 3rd?

 

[mellowyellow]

Re: Valentine Dream

BTW, it's SAINT valentines day...

 

[roscoe]

Re: Valentine Dream

a pearl necklace ???<br />I think that has a double meaning (listen to zz top song)<br />If he had used the zz top definition, he would have been happier. Maybe her too.<br /><br />St Val day = Black Monday !!

 

[NYMINUTE]

Re: Valentine Dream

Originally posted by mellowyellow:<br /> BTW, it's SAINT valentines day...

So now its religous day... great... more $$$.<br />Its gonna be a long time til I spring commission.

 

[PatPatterson]

Re: Valentine Dream

Originally posted by roscoe:<br />...a pearl necklace ???<br />I think that has a double meaning (listen to zz top song)<br />If he had used the zz top definition, he would have been happier. Maybe her too.....

Naughty, Naughty<br />As I was reading the thread, I thought I was the only one who's mind went that way.

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: Valentine Dream

<br /><br />I actually bought my wife a similar book a few years back. Not because she was dreaming of necklaces, but because she was having recurring dreams that a guy was trying to kill her with a knife. She would wake up screaming, I am so glad she is over that.

 

[oddjob]

Re: Valentine Dream

My ex used to wake up in the morning telling me that she and I made love in her dreams the last night......how selfish is that..?

 

[spratt]

Re: Valentine Dream

Originally posted by oddjob:<br /> My ex used to wake up in the morning telling me that she and I made love in her dreams the last night......how selfish is that..?

SELFISH!!!???? Dude, at least she shared her DREAM with you??? How much more personal can it be???

 

[spratt]

Re: Valentine Dream

Ahhhhh, now I re-read and see the word "EX-WIFE"...and all comes into focus now...

 

[oddjob]

Re: Valentine Dream

Ahhhhh, now I re-read and see the word "EX-WIFE"...and all comes into focus now...

Yeah, in her dreams she was all for it... ......oh yeah... and I took it personal.