Mr.Ladyfish
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A native American walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other, and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, chief, coming right up." He gets the native American a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee in one gulp, he turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere; then he just walks out. The next morning the man returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and is pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about anyway?" The native American smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
<br /><br /><br />gotta love a good management joke involving native americans! ... <br /><br /><br />thats funny as hell!<br /><br />thnx Mr LF .. that ones getting C/P'd !!