Universal truths

[Tim Frank]

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer porn history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
7. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.
8. The freezer deserves a light as well.
9. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
10. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
11. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an arse from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
12. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
13. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

 

[Limited-Time]

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LOL and #13 They just get dumber & dumber.

 

[HopeSheFloats]

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LOL
#10, I am not getting older, my hearing is fine, you just seem to mumble

 

[royal0014]

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Every word is true!


<<)))(((>>

 

[dockwrecker]

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No matter what goes wrong with your boat, someone here knew it was going to happen.

 

[JB]

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I would argue about that, except that #2 would get me.

 

[Tim Frank]

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#s 2,5,6, & 9 for me.

 

[Deadwood]

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#14: The fishing? You should have been here last week.

 

[sasto]

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As a boater........ Murphy was an optomist.....What can't go wrong, will go wrong.

 

['96 Charger]

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1, 2, 3, 5, 9, 11, and 13 for me.

 

[Av8nBill]

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#15. If you make it idiot-proof, they'll build a better idiot.

 

[rodbolt]

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what was the question? again?.

 

[Dave Barnett]

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2 - 6 - 8 - 9 - 10 & 13 :d

 

[642mx]

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This is one of the best threads I've read in awhile! After the day I've had, I needed a good laugh!!

 

[bruceb58]

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OK Tim...did you make these up or find them somewhere because they are good!

 

[Sparkinator]

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Of course I'd never admit it at the time, but that #2 is a kick in the butt. I can just see my face go a little pale, as I attempt to dig in a little deeper.

 

[j_martin]

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#15. If you make it idiot-proof, they'll build a better idiot.

It's hard to make things idiot proof. Idiots are just too ingenious.

 

[DaNinja]

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OK Tim...did you make these up or find them somewhere because they are good!

The list has floated around the net for years.
It's a fun read.

Google..."Universal Truths" for some of the lists. I couldn't post them all here without getting banned.
Some very funny stuff, though.

 

[fishrdan]

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#16 If it's clear to pass you are in a no passing zone, when you are in a passing zone there's too much traffic to pass.

 

[marlboro180]

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#17: Two things are universal, hydrogen and stupidity.

Good list Tim!