Unbelievably Stupid at the Ramp

wdriii

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Several years ago I was retrieving my 18' trihull at a ramp that was wide enough for three vehicles at a time. The slot next to me had a couple of country bumpkins in an old pickem-up truck trying to wrestle an old wood boat onto a trailer. You have to picture these guys complete with bib overalls and poop-kicking boots.<br /><br />They finally got the boat on the trailer, well, sorta. At least the bow hook was attached to the winch. The stern was half on and half off the trailer. These guys figure that half on was good enough and hopped into the truck for the haulout.<br /><br />Well, it seems that they backed just a tad too far into the water because their rear wheels were in the bottom slime and the weight of the boat just held them in place and the rear wheels just spun and slipped. No 4-wheel drive on this chariot. <br /><br />Driver gets mad and starts racing the engine and spinning the rear wheels throwing water all over everyone close. I figure that I need to get out of this idiot's way and quick. We hauled out and just watched.<br /><br />When wheel spinning didn't work, Driver's buddy gets out of the truck, walks to the front of the truck, stands smack in front of the right front wheel, grabs onto the steel bumper and starts pulling the truck while Driver starts spinning tires again. We did NOT hang around to see the end result. To this day I shudder at the thought of what might have happened to that idiot had the rear wheels caught for a few seconds.
 

sloopy

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Re: Unbelievably Stupid at the Ramp

Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!
 

rajuncajun91

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Re: Unbelievably Stupid at the Ramp

Let me guess,Lake Monroe. All the hillbillies use Monroe. I Prefer Lemmon less PWC's also.
 

JEllwanger

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Re: Unbelievably Stupid at the Ramp

Hey, Rajun! I hand't heard mention of Monroe in YEARS! Born in Indy in '62. Fished the heck out of Monroe when I was a kid. Great smallmouth. Seem to remember a reservoir called "Geist" or "Geiss" to. Spent a lot of time in the woods in Brown County, too. Used to fill up the old glass gallon jugs from Dog-n-Suds with well water back when you could drink it.
 

wdriii

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Re: Unbelievably Stupid at the Ramp

Hi Rajun-<br />No, it wasn't Monroe. This happened at Brookville Resv over south of Richmond. Believe me, there are plenty of the "bumpkins" over there too. I have another story from the ramps of Brookville that I will post one day soon - this one also is about a whole family that must have just come out of the fields.
 

rajuncajun91

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Re: Unbelievably Stupid at the Ramp

Hey, all yes it is called Geist res. just northeast of Indy. We just dont have enough big lakes in central Indiana. But the ones we do have are overrun with yeehaaas, that dont look out when on the water. Or worse yet they do little maintance on their craft till they get to the ramp.Then hold you up while they try to get the 15 year old motor with the mice nest in it running.Im origanly from Michigan just got tired of shovling snow.I don't hate hillbillies, just can't get used to the way they live.Just love boating not waiting.
 
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