Unattended Children

QC

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Mrs. QC saw this sign in a store:

Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free kitten.


Love it!
 

rbh

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Re: Unattended Children

Thats only going to work for the smart parents, and those that can read!



(note to self, your fingers are to stupid to type without lots of mistakes( :eek:
 

Scott Danforth

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Re: Unattended Children

in Ellenton Florida at Woody's River Roo, the sign reads "Unattended children will be fed to the alligators".
 

Bob_VT

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Re: Unattended Children

LOL, yes it used to be a Puppy but those are now included in the phone/cable/internet bundles :rolleyes:

Okay evil confession time :p............. when I worked in the car sales industry and parents showed up with obnoxious kids who seemed too hyper and drove me nuts........ my form of payback to the parents was to buy the kids their own bags of m&m's just as the parents were signing the papers. :eek: Worked quite effectively :D

As a grandparent I still do that to my grandchildren if my Son get's on my nerves! My Son normally asks me what he did wrong!! They already have a 215 lb Great Dane and a kitten (No that was not me)!

espresso = m&m's in my book :)
 
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