HARD-DISK Woman<br /><br />She remembers everything, FOREVER.<br /><br />RAM Woman<br /><br />she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.<br /><br />WINDOWS Woman<br /><br />Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live<br />without her.<br /><br />Office Woman<br /><br />They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four<br />basic needs.<br /><br />SCREENSAVER Woman<br /><br />She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!<br /><br />INTERNET Woman<br /><br />Difficult to access.<br /><br />SERVER Woman<br /><br />Always busy when you need her.<br /><br />MULTIMEDIA Woman<br /><br />She makes horrible things look beautiful.<br /><br />CD-ROM Woman<br /><br />She is always faster and faster.<br /><br />E-MAIL Woman<br /><br />Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.<br /><br />and the best one, (as well as being my personal favourite),<br /><br />VIRUS Woman<br /><br />Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs<br />herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will<br />lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose<br />everything.<br /> <br /> <br /><br /> 
