Reel Poor
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- Jan 29, 2005
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Twas da night after Katrina!!!<br /><br />Down on Canal St., da looters dey came<br />Da po-lice had seen dem, and called dem by name<br />STOP! Melvin, Shaneekwa, Chantel and Joe Brown,<br />Leroy, and Rickita, put dem shoes down.<br /><br />Da baskets dey loaded as fast as dey could<br />While big screen tv's rolled back to da hood<br />Shoes, electronics, fur coats and rings.<br />All de essential, sur-vival things.<br /><br />From de east and de west da levees sep-rated<br />An da peoples had wished, dey e-vacuated.<br />Da water poured in, like Dixie beer foam<br />And da hood emptied out, into da Dome.<br /><br />Dey scrapped an dey pillaged, and da Dome went to hell<br />It'll take 10 years, to get rid of dat smell.<br />But it's not like cleaning da Dome affects us<br />Since dem Saints is gone to San Antonio Texas.<br /><br />Soon after, Arron Broussard clearly started to drink<br />And Kathleen Blanco, needed her time to think,<br />Da forces dey came, to help out da cops<br />Wit dere M-16's, up on da roof tops.<br /><br />Dey was poppin dem ganstas like da hooka's pop gum<br />An tossin dem into the river like chum.<br />St. Gabriel was not, dere e-ternal slumber.<br />An dey never made, da body count number.<br /><br />No longer to walk among civil-i-zation,<br />Dey now a part of, coastal restoration.<br />So, when ya open dem oysters, you wont find no<br />pearls <br />You'll find little gold teef, and black Geri curls.<br /><br />Da was some dat was bussed, to uter states<br />And places where da Red Cross, fa-cili-tates.<br />Dey's waitin around, for dem FEMA checks<br />And demandin, everything else dey expects.<br /><br />You can call dem all moochas. You can call dem no good.<br />But dey ain't comin back, to yo neighborhood.<br />To all evacuees, thanks for yo flight<br />Hope ya like TEXAS...<br /><br />And to all a good night.
