Turkey + Police

WillyBWright

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Re: Turkey + Police

Assault with a Deadly Beak??? WIMPS! ;) <br /><br />Ever been to a farm? The best watchdogs aren't dogs at all. They're Geese. :eek:
 

Serentiy

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Re: Turkey + Police

Turkeys can be mean' When my son was 2 my cousin was taking him out to see the cows and forgot the turkeys were out. next thing he saw was my son and 4 turkeys running aroud the house. to this day he will not go near them even if they are pinned up. Serenity
 

Bob_VT

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Re: Turkey + Police

Haven't they considered the side arm or the shotgun? Here in VT that turkey would have been "re-assigned" to a dinner table.
 

cbnoodles

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Re: Turkey + Police

Nothing a good swift kick in the giblets wouldn't take care of!
 
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